Fresh Off the Market

Fresh Off the Market: This Property is No Longer Available

If you're using real estate metaphors for your bachelorette party, you're either a realtor, married a realtor, or spent too much time on Zillow during quarantine. We get it. "Fresh Off the Market" is the perfect saying for anyone who understands that finding a good partner is like finding a house without a terrible kitchen in this economy: basically impossible, so when you do, you lock it down immediately.

Premium Listing Features

These Comfort Colors shirts come with all the upgrades: soft fabric that's move in ready, durability that's built to last, and style that increases your curb appeal. No HOA fees required, just pure quality that photographs well for your listing photos (Instagram). Each shirt is like a prime property in a good school district, except instead of schools, it's bars, and instead of property, it's your bachelorette party.

Open House Ready

Perfect for the bride who compared relationships to housing markets, dated like she was touring open houses, and finally found someone worth waiving the inspection for. These shirts work whether your bachelorette party is high end (penthouse party) or fixer upper (dive bar crawl), providing that essential "we're all in escrow together" unity that makes other bar patrons wonder if you're a very fun real estate team.

Closing Deal Included

Printed in the USA with pride and shipped free to your door, faster than a cash offer in a seller's market. Each shirt comes with our 100% money back guarantee, better than any home warranty you'll ever buy. We can't promise you won't make jokes about "location, location, location" all weekend, but we can promise these shirts will make your squad look like the hottest properties on the market, even though you're all technically off it.