Wine Country Bachelorette

Wine Country: Where Day Drinking Becomes Sophisticated

Wine country bachelorette parties are for brides who've graduated from beer pong to wine pairings, think "notes of oak" is a real thing they can taste, and definitely own at least one item that says "Wine Not?" These shirts are your uniform for a weekend of pretending to spit wine at tastings (you won't) and pretending to pace yourself (you definitely won't).

Vineyard Tested, Bride Approved

Made with Comfort Colors premium fabric that's softer than your palate is refined, these shirts understand wine country physics: the more you taste, the better everything tastes. They photograph beautifully against vineyard backdrops, hide red wine stains remarkably well (though we recommend sticking to white), and provide essential group identification when everyone starts looking similarly wine happy.

From Tastings to Tipsy

Perfect for morning tastings where you're still trying to detect those tannins everyone mentions, afternoon picnics where cheese becomes a food group, and evening dinners where someone orders the entire left side of the menu. These shirts transition from "we're cultured" at the first winery to "we're fun" at the third winery to "we're done" at the fifth winery, all while maintaining that essential wine country aesthetic.

Bottled and Shipped With Care

Printed in the USA and delivered free to your door, faster than you can learn the difference between Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio (one's red, one's white, that's all you need). Each shirt comes with our 100% money back guarantee, more full bodied than the wine descriptions you'll pretend to understand. Ships from the USA where we appreciate that wine country bachelorette parties are about sophistication, friendship, and finding out which friend is secretly a wine hoarder.