Martinis & Bikinis

Martinis & Bikinis: The Ultimate Poolside Power Combo

Martinis & Bikinis is what happens when someone suggests a pool party but wants it to sound fancier than "drinking by water." It's the perfect theme for groups who own more swimsuits than winter coats, consider SPF a personality trait, and believe every drink tastes better with a tiny umbrella in it.

Poolside Perfection

These Comfort Colors shirts are designed for the poolside lifestyle: they look cute over bikinis, dry quickly after "accidental" pool pushes, and hide evidence of martini spills that definitely weren't accidents. The soft fabric feels amazing against sun kissed (sunburned) skin, provides just enough coverage for when the pool has rules, and photographs beautifully in that golden hour lighting you're definitely waiting for.

Shaken, Not Stirred, Very Sunburned

Perfect for floating while holding drinks (a skill), pretending to play pool volleyball (a performance), and that moment when someone suggests doing shots and everyone pretends tequila counts as a martini. These shirts transition from daytime pool lounging where you're "getting vitamin D" to evening hot tub sessions where you're "getting pruney," all while maintaining that essential "we're fancy but fun" aesthetic.

Delivered Drier Than Your Martinis

Printed in the USA and shipped free to your door, arriving faster than you can decide between dirty or extra dirty. Each shirt comes with our 100% money back guarantee, more reliable than anyone's promise to "pace themselves" at a pool party. Made with quality that survives chlorine, sunshine, and whatever creative martini combinations you're inventing, shipped from the USA where we understand that Martinis & Bikinis isn't just a theme, it's a lifestyle choice that requires appropriate apparel.